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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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