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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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