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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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