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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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