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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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