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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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