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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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