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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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