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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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