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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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