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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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