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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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