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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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