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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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