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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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