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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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