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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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