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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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