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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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