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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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