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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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