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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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