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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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