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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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