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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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