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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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