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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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