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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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