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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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