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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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