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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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