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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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