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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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