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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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