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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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