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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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