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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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