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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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