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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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