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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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