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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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