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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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