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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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