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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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