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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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