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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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