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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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