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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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