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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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