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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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