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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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