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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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