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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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