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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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