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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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