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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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