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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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