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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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