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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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