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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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