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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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